flavorsofsam:

OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

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inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

knock knock

who’s there?

well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock

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via: acrylic / source: allisimpson1 15 hours ago with 184,682 notes

lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

via: dylanopizza / 15 hours ago with 111,411 notes

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

via: deforming / source: watchwhereyoustep 15 hours ago with 549,959 notes

gallifreyanpanicmoon:

This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.

via: policedog / source: supostos 15 hours ago with 54,148 notes

chernobylistic:

goopygoodra:

why are 力 and カ different things like what the hell japanese

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netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

via: theawkwardmuggle / source: netlfix 15 hours ago with 69,970 notes
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perks-of-being-chinese:

perks-of-being-chinese:

officialpigeon:

my favourite fruit are reds

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shut up its fucking blood orange

#plot twist

via: shut-uhp / source: officialpigeon 15 hours ago with 91,345 notes

airoehead:

I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan

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